what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
(Source: noire-pandora)
first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show
(Source: goodfuckingcoffee)
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i
Thats a fricking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing crap ever. “i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i rockmelon”
that’s what you australians get for naming stuff weird.
(Source: bunnylick)
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?”
haha owned you’re going to jail
“your friend is hot” story of my life
(Source: cumbersome11)
WHEN YOU TRY TO PUSH YOUR GLASSES UP BUT END UP ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHING THE LENS AND MAKING IT DIRTY
